I am bearded like a jew
And my hair is shoulderlong
I’m blue colored just like you
I’m not weak and i’m not strong
All I want is just to be just
Like every common man
But the crowd all call me jesus
And i’m just a hooligan
I’M NO JESUS GOD THE FATHER
NO CONJURER YOU MAY SCAN
I WILL NEVER WALK ON WATER
I AM NOT A LAUNDRY MAN
I’M NO MIRACLE MAN I’D RATHER
BE A CONSUMER OF JACK
I CHANGE LIQUOR INTO WATER
I’M A DIPSOMANIAC
I’m a heathen unbeliever
A convicted infidel
I’m a taker no retriever
There‘s no heaven there’s no hell
But the people thinks i’m holy
Cause i’m looking like the lord
I am such a roly poly
You may not believe a word
Fuck religion fuck the leaders
Fuck the system fuck … nevermind
I’m a swiller a carouser
A fervent alcoholic
I’m guzzler i’m a boozer
Certain not a workaholic
But the neighbours keep on saying
I am jesus son of god
But I don’t know how to pray and
Put the church under the sod
