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I'm a C hetero-man
and I F pak what I can
cos C I'm no jeannne,
a G he he man,
I'm C a hetero- G hetero- C man
1
C I'm hetero-man, walking down the street
like to F jump on every woman I meet
C they love to feel it G underneath
C thirty centimeter G peace of meat
2
for hetero-man no gold or rubies
but pretty women with big big boebies
hey you mokke, show all that you can
spek voor den bek of hetero-man
3
hetero-man is no homo-man
no piepzjanet, no Will Ferdy-fan
for all of you boys I don't give a damn
but ferm wijven vlam in the pan of...
4
if all you motha-fucking men are gay
hetero-man is no way
you can kiss my ass and suck my lip
but only if you are a lekkere kip
| # | Titel | Duur |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fieste lak de bieste | 2:48 |
| 2 | Ik zal de zatste zijn | 3:15 |
| 3 | Azzekzatzen | 3:15 |
| 4 | Hetero-man | 2:00 |
| 5 | Advertentie | 2:30 |
| 6 | 'k Wou dak een vrouw was | 2:46 |
| 7 | Rapklap | 1:35 |
| 8 | Likkelakke | 2:41 |
| 9 | Wa doen kik hier | 2:23 |
| 10 | Vrijen | 3:35 |
| 11 | Afgaan lak ne gieter | 1:57 |
| 12 | Mensen lak as wij | 2:05 |
| 13 | Zwarte weduwe | 4:37 |
| 14 | Oep de camping | 2:17 |
| 15 | Kleer vr de strijd | 2:32 |
| 16 | Strandzjanet | 3:08 |
| 17 | BONUSTRACK: Met de wijven niks as last (remix) | 3:57 |